Sunday, March 13, 2011

2011 Green Jewel 50K

What can I say about this year's Green Jewel? Water comes to mind. Water, water everywhere! That I ran it is another. Last year, lingering injuries from my first 24 hour run and over training combined to give me a DNS. Over training almost put the kibosh on me running it this year too. And now, over a week later, as I'm still hurting, I'm wondering if I should have run it. But that's a topic for another post.

Running 31 miles is a challenge, but there's a certain draw for me when the course starts in one spot and finishes in another with no repetition of loops. Akin to a journey, or life, it's what happens along the way that's important, not just the destination at the end. And I must say that even though I was cold, soaking wet, in pain and just generally exhausted, I enjoyed my journey from Rocky River to Brecksville. It's a course I've ridden quite a few times by bicycle, but never covered by foot before. I hope my recap will read a bit faster than the nearly 6 hours it took me to finish!

Most of us Medina runners met to carpool to the start early Saturday morning. The drive over to Brecksville was dark and wet, but we managed it just fine. Check-in was quick and easy and we were soon aboard a comfy motor coach to transport us to the start. As the drive was about half an hour in length, it afforded us much time to chit chat and moan about the weather. Fortunately, since this wasn't the bus to Hopkinton, the stress level was dialed WAY down and I didn't encounter any butterflies or pre-race jitters.

Although we were all on the bus together, somehow we lost some folks just before the start when we snapped a quick group photo. Thanks Charles for taking the pic! Pictured L to R are Ladd, Dan D, Michelle, Debbie, Jack, myself, and Suzanne walking past in the back. Dan H must have been lining up in the front row already as he was planning on tearing up the course!



I didn't know what to expect from myself, so I lined up toward the rear of the field, behind just about everyone else. I was either going to have a decent day or a really bad one. I didn't want to head out too fast or too slow either. On the word GO, we were off, with only a limited stretch of roadway on which to sort ourselves out before turning onto the All Purpose Trail (APT). Passing was limited on the trail for a mile or so due to it's limited width, but we all managed just fine. There was evidence of the flooding that occurred the previous week with some obvious damage: trees down, standing water, mud covering the trail, flooded trail, washed-out sections. Seeing an entire chunk of asphalt, with the painted center line and all, laying off in the trees was an eye opener!

The first aid station was around mile 5 at Lorain Rd. I was carrying plenty of fluid so I grabbed a Fig Newton, said hi to Roy and Shannon, and was about to quickly move on when I saw how flooded the trail was between theaid table and the road crossing. My shoes were already completely soaked so it didn't matter to me if I ran through all that water. In fact, I though it might be fun! I asked Roy how deep it was. His reply: "Knee deep!" Knee deep was a little too deep so I detoured around the edge like everyone else.

I had been running for a few miles with a fellow named Angel, a Cleveland firefighter. We talked running, marathons, ultras, and of course, the current anti-union political movement that is unfortunately sweeping the midwest. We stayed together for another mile or so after the aid station, but he was feeling stronger than I was, so I let him go on ahead of me. We were together however, on the trail sections that literally had rivers of runoff streaming over them, and amazed at just how much water there was. In all the years I've been along those trails and the parkway, I've never seen anything like that! I thought about stopping to get some photos, but since I was feeling good, I wanted to just keep moving forward.

Aid Station 2 was at the Rocky River Nature Center, another 5 miles or so from the first. My leg was getting tight and I was feeling it, but I was maintaining about 9 minute miles so I was pleased. I was the first into a package of Oreos here. Grabbing a couple for the road, I was back on my way. More rain. More water. LOTS more water. In fact, there is a water crossing just past the nature center a park ranger just closed due to rising water. The APT crosses via bridge but the roadway has a ford, and that sucker was going underwater! I could watch the level rising as I ran by. Amazing! Ladd caught up to me shortly after that and we ran together for a couple miles. I had passed by him while he made a pit stop. I could tell he was running stronger than I was but I tried to hang on for a while. We made the climb up that short, really steep hill together, commenting on how that would be the ONE place there would still be ice on the trail!

We stayed together until we reached the end of the Rocky River Reservation, when I stopped to get a picture from the overlook of the river. Ladd said Dan and Charles, who was running with 45 pounds on his back, were just ahead of me and I should catch up to them soon. When I jogged out onto the overlook platform, I knew the water would be high, but I wasn't prepared for just how much of a "river" it would be. Water just doesn't flow like this in northeast Ohio!




For comparison's sake, here is a photo from last year's GJ at the same spot. This is the normal, picturesque quality of the Rocky River. I'm among the many who have made the trek to the bottom to climb upon the rocks.


From the overlook, it's about a mile to Wallace Lake in Berea and Aid Station #3. This is where Heather decided to come out and find me, cheer everyone on, and take some photos.

The view from inside the car looking out. Looks wet, doesn't it?

Here I am arriving at the aid station. On the outside I may be smiling, but inside I'm really crying. Not really. That's a great Moody Blues lyric though. I was wet, obviously, but otherwise in good spirits.
This was a good time to grab my first Coke of the day and some munchies. I was disappointed there was no chicken noodle soup waiting for me as was promised the night before. I really could have used something warm. Speaking of warm, the only way to stay warm was to keep moving, so I didn't stay long.

Leaving the Wallace Lake Aid Station, about mile 14.
I hit an outhouse down the trail and realised for the first time how cold my hands were and how soaked my gloves were. After literally wringing water from them it was back to the grind. Too bad I couldn't stop and wring out my socks and shoes. After splashing through this flooded section of trail my feet started to go numb. That water was COLD!
The view from the bridge on the trail of the flooded ford on the parkway. Lots of water. I was thankful for the bridge!
Just as my shoes were nearly drained of water as I ran along, there was another flooded section that was just as cold as the other, if not colder. Fortunately I had a dry pair of socks and shoes waiting ahead for me.
Bonnie Park in Strongsville has a wetlands area. It ALL looked like wetlands that day! Soggy and wet but much better looking than the last time I was through there. Everything had been covered in snow, there was a layer of ice on the trail, and the wind was blowing snow creating near white out conditions.
Dan and Charles running along the parkway, nearly to the next aid station.
Ladd arriving at Aid Station #4 at the Chalet.
Last year the aid tables were set up down by the sign, but were moved this year due to the rain to underneath the I-71 overpass. Brilliant!


Being under the bridge gave me somewhere dry to sit to change my socks and shoes. Which was good because it took a while due to my numb fingers. Off with the Saucony's I wore in Boston and Cincinnati and on with the new Brooks Launch.
Thank you, Jan, for volunteering. Here she is pouring me some of the high octane stuff!
Doing the Dew! I was dragging and needed sugar and caffeine.
After some munchies, it was back out into the elements.

I tried to keep up a positive outward appearance. A little practice for July.

Heather captured some really good shots of the day.
It was only a matter of time till I had to splash through deep water in the new "dry" shoes. I made out alright through this big puddle.
Jack caught me just before crossing Rt. 82 and we ran together for a mile or so.
This was his first 50K and he was doing great!
My legs were exhausted and beginning to cramp and my shin was hurting so this was what I did a lot of during the last 10 miles of the run.
But just like Heather doing her first marathon in Columbus last October, I had to run when I saw a camera up ahead!
Blowing a kiss through the rainy windshield, about mile 23.
Just movin' on.
I actually look like I'm having a good time here. I don't know what was up with that. Ridge Road and Effie 2 were nearby. Not fun.
Sinkhole along the trail in North Royalton just before Effie 2.

Walking up Effie 2. At 25 miles into the run, that's all I could muster. My respect to all those who ran up her that day.


My head isn't down in shame, but rather against the wind that was flipping the brim of my hat up all day. The fifth and final aid station was at the top of the hill and I was happy to reach it. This is also where Heather was going to leave to go home and I needed to make a decision: Do I drop here and get a ride to the finish to get my car, or do I press on? Since I hadn't fallen down or dropped dead, it was an easy decision. I would keep going.

The final five miles were a combination of walking and running. I would run when I could, walking up hills and when my legs would cramp. As there was no trail for much of that section and we were on the road, I would run on the gravel shoulder when I could. It was soft and felt much better than the pavement. The downhill sections really bothered my shin and I had to take them slowly. I walked that edge between cramping and not cramping. I've been there many times and know how to do it. A few other runners passed me, but that was OK. I was just out to make it to the finish line. And eventually I did, finishing a couple minutes after Suzanne in 5:47.

My post-run recovery consisted of a bottle of Muscle Milk and a Reese's Egg. I didn't have much of an appetite. Mostly I was concerned about changing out of as much of my wet clothing as possible. I didn't want to get sick. What ended up happening? I got sick. A bad head cold that is only now beginning to break up a week later. So, between being sick and having a nagging pain in the leg, I haven't done much of anything this past week.

I love the Green Jewel course. It showcases some great parts of the Cleveland area. I'll have to think hard about doing it again in the future. Being so early in the year it's hard to be physically prepared to run it. I would still like to run the course again as a training run sometime when the weather's nicer, but we'll see. For now, I need to heal up and be ready for when this weather eventually breaks for good. It has been teasing us lately with nicer weather, but only for a day here or there. There's an FA 50K next weekend that I'm considering running. It's on the trails, which is exactly what I need. I don't know how much more pavement running I can take.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

BR100 Training - Week 9

Week 9 turned out to be a better week than others I've had recently. I was still nursing my leg injury over the previous weekend, but felt good enough to head to the track on Tuesday to try it out in some action. After a mile warm-up, which felt really good in my new pair of Brooks Launch, I rolled right into a timed 5K to see how things really felt. Not running all out, but pushing things, I finished with a 21:46. Not bad at all! Splits were: 7:05 / 6:59 / and 7:42 for the final 1.125.

With that run under my belt, I was comfortable making the decision to run the Green Jewel on Saturday. Up until that run, it was really a 50/50 decision. Surprisingly, weather didn't play a role in me deciding to run or not. As it was going to be a soaker of a day, it easily could have been. I'll get into much more detail in a separate race report, but I finished, tired and in not too little pain, in 5:47 for 31 miles. That is a road 50K PR for me and a PR of nearly an hour compared to my first 50K, the 2009 Bills' Bad Ass Trail 50K.

More details on my rainy day in the Cleveland Metroparks to come soon...

Monday - Rest
Tuesday - 4.5 miles at the track
Wednesday - Back and Biceps
Thursday - Off
Friday - Off
Saturday - Green Jewel 50K
Sunday - Rest/Recovery

Weekly Mileage = 35.5 miles

Friday, March 4, 2011

BR 100 Training - Week 8

Move along, folks. Nothing to see here. Seriously. No running miles, just 2 miles walking on the treadmill this week that hurt a bit. Rest, rest, rest. But cross-training. Now that's something I could still do. Green Jewel is one week out and it's 50/50 if I'll be running it at this point. Only time will tell.

Update: Went to the track this past Tuesday and felt great! Will definitely be starting the Green Jewel in the rain and mud. Finishing is another story. Stay tuned...

Monday - Chest, Shoulders and Triceps AM / 30 minutes elliptical PM
Tuesday - 30 minutes shovelling snow
Wednesday - 2 miles walking on the treadmill
Thursday - Legs and Back
Friday - 60 minutes shovelling heavy wet snow / Labored in the basement all day
Saturday - Basement work
Sunday - Basement work

Thursday, February 24, 2011

BR100 - Week 7

And week 7 is where everything fell apart. The tendon pain in my lower left leg recurs whenever I run or walk. Elliptical too. I took the week off from running until Sunday, then went out to do some fairly flat easy trails. No better. I ended up running the entire distance up on the balls of my feet, which is completely foreign to me. No pain, but lots of stress elsewhere. Switching my running style is not something I'm interested in doing nor something I'll be able to pull off for longer runs. I think I would end up straining something else and making the whole problem worse.

Green Jewel is very questionable at this point. I'm not worried about running 31 miles having not run much in the three weeks prior. That would be just a long taper. I'm worried about the course being point-to-point without any SAG support. If I need to drop, there's no one to give me a ride. It's all pavement. At this point, I hate pavement. Give me my trails back already, snow! The Buckeye Woods trails were extremely treacherous in spots. Very slick ice. I'm so tired of this winter.

Beyond the GJ, I'm re-evaluating my entire 2011 schedule. Fortunately for me, I haven't registered for a ton of events yet. Unfortunately for me, only one event offers a refund, and that's the one event I want to do the most. I suppose I will take a wait and see attitude and just take each race one at a time and hope for the best.

Monday - Rest
Tuesday - Shoulders and Arms AM / Elliptical 60 minutes PM
Wednesday - Off
Thursday - 2.5 mile walk
Friday - Off
Saturday - Off
Sunday - Yoga AM / 5 mile trail run PM

Weekly mileage = 7.5 miles

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Changes Coming to Boston...

New changes were announced yesterday for both registering and qualifying for the Boston Marathon. All the details can be read about HERE, but in a nutshell:

Beginning this fall, for the 2012 race, the fastest runners will have first dibs on entry. Those running 20 minutes or faster in their qualifying races are able to apply first, followed by those running 10 minutes faster, followed by those running 5 minutes faster. These runners are able to apply during the first week registration is open. Beginning the second week, everyone else who has met their qualifying time will be able to apply for entry, with the fastest runners among the week two applicants being accepted. If there is still space available, applications will be taken beginning in week three on a first come first served basis until the race is full. This registration change will allow the possibility that just because someone can meet their qualifying time, doesn't mean they will necessarily have the chance to register. The race may fill with fast runners during the first week. My thoughts? A good and necessary change. Boston is an elite and fast marathon. The fastest runners should have the first shot at entering based upon what happened with registration last fall for the 2011 event.

Beginning next year, for the 2013 race, qualifying times for each and every age group are being reduced by five minutes. That means I will need to run a 3:10 (which I did last time) in order to qualify until I turn 40. I LOVE this! Actually, I thought that the standards were a little on the "easy" side before and this shows that the race organizers are interested in keeping the race as something that is hard to achieve. Running Boston is a "bucket list" event for many runners, but it shouldn't be something runners are entitled to run just because they can go the distance.

If you want to run a marathon, go run a marathon! There certainly isn't a shortage of them right now. If you want to run Boston, RUN FASTER!!!

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

BR100 Training - Week 6

Six weeks was all it took. Injury. I went and aggravated a tendon in the front of the left ankle. Same injury as a year ago. Everything was going fine until Saturday, when I ran 18 in the new Saucony's. Whether it was the new shoes, the ice and snow we were running in, or a combination of the two, I don't know. The pain was minor after Saturday's run but had me limping around after 12 in Hinckley on Sunday. That's when the swelling was most noticeable too. Still is, actually. It's an overuse injury and rest is the only option at this point. So no running for a while. Which is hard because we're finally getting some spring-like weather this week. I will have to cut my mileage down for a while and reduce the number of runs I've been doing and see what happens. Three weeks out from Green Jewel means I need to make sure I'm in good enough shape to finish. There won't be any sag wagon support available. I missed the GJ last year because of injury and I don't plan on doing that again.



Monday - Rest
Tuesday - Chest and Back AM / Run 3 miles treadmill PM
Wednesday - Run 2 miles treadmill
Thursday - Run 4 miles treadmill
Friday - Off
Saturday - Run 18 miles road
Sunday - Run 12 miles road

Weekly total = 39 miles

Monday, February 7, 2011

BR100 Training - Week 5

Week 5 already? This is going fast! The fifth week was a scheduled "recovery" week with less mileage on tap. That's not to say I didn't entertain thoughts of putting in another 40 mile week, nor to say I wasn't on the verge of doing just that. I made the mistake of wearing VERY worn shoes for yesterday's run and was really starting to feel it. So... I let my experience take over and I shut the run down short, running 10 shushy miles instead of 14 or so. I wore my trail shoes thinking the extra tread would give me superior tread over my road shoes. While that may have been the case, the lack of cushioning left in the shoe after 660 miles really beat me up. I would have been better off slipping and sliding more than I ended up doing anyway.

I may still need new trail shoes, but I took care of the new road shoes problem on Friday. New Saucony Ride 3's and trying out Mizuno Wave Rider 14's. I feel like I need to break each pair in a bit before taking them out for a long run, but I'm excited to have some new soles between my feet and the road!

Monday - 20 min elliptical PM
Tuesday - 2 mile treadmill run PM
Wednesday - Scraped thick ice from driveway, 1 hr AM
Thursday - 6 mile treadmill run PM
Friday - Scraped thick ice at work, 1 hr AM
Saturday - 17.01 mile run AM / 90 min yoga PM
Sunday - 10 mile run AM

Weekly mileage = 35.01 miles

CONGRATULATIONS PACKERS!

Monday, January 31, 2011

BR100 Training - Week 4

Week 4 was a big mileage week, even though I missed my run on Tuesday. This was a mini ramp-up week and next week will be down a hair. Which might be a good thing considering the inclement winter weather we're supposed to get. I've been slacking on my cross-training somewhat and need to re-focus. Maybe staying inside the next few days will afford me the opportunity to do just that! Also this week, as can be seen in one of my photo-blog images, my alcohol fast ended. 24 days is a record for me, but it wasn't any fun and wasn't motivating me the way I thought it would. Having been away from it for so long however, I've found that I am appreciating it more. The plan now is to enjoy in strict moderation. There's a balance somewhere for me to find.

I picked up a new headlamp this week on the recommendation of Ladd. The battery life is less, but it puts out a ton more light. And that's what I'm needing: MORE LIGHT! I've also officially determined that I need new running shoes, both road and trail. I'm down to one decent pair and that's just not enough for the kind of mileage I'm doing. I'm looking forward to shoe shopping soon!

Monday - Off
Tuesday - Off
Wednesday - 9.4 mile snowy run PM
Thursday - 5 mile treadmill run PM
Friday - Rest
Saturday - 20 mile snowy run
Sunday - 12.38 mile run


Weekly mileage = 46.78 miles

Thursday, January 27, 2011

BR100 Training - Week 3

Once again, a little late. But... better late than never! Right? This week was a little rough as I had to travel to Chicago for two days. Between travelling, meetings, and dining, my workout time on Tuesday and Wednesday was limited. Fortunately I managed a decent run Wednesday morning, but it required me waking up at 4:30. Mileage for the week was scheduled to be down, so I don't feel too bad.

Monday - Abs PM
Tuesday - Travel day
Wednesday - 8 mile treadmill run AM
Thursday - Off
Friday - Off
Saturday - 16 mile indoor track run AM
Sunday - 11 mile snowy run AM

Weekly mileage = 35 miles

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Running in Circles

Literally! I was running in circles yesterday at the Rec Center. Weather.com was showing Medina at -5° F and I made the decision that THAT was too cold! I needed 16 miles, so the treadmill was out. What was left? The 1/10th mile indoor track at the Rec. It wasn't so bad, really. I charged my iPod so I had some tunes. The miles actually pass pretty quickly up there if you're not paying close attention. The worst part was all the people! Lots of traffic. Things got gummed up at times. The worst offenders where the people who thought it was OK to stay two and three abreast so they could talk. Hey, Einsteins, when the track is busy, it's time to zip your conversations and go single file!

Anyway, 16 miles in the outside lane on that track is 160 laps. I've already been asked how I keep track of the laps. I worked out a simple system that works well for me. I count on my fingers! As I finish each lap, I move another finger under my thumb. When the right hand is done at five, I switch to my left hand. When ten laps are complete, I take a split on my watch and start over.

I averaged sub 8 minute miles, which I wasn't expecting. Mile splits were: 8:07 / 8:11 / 8:12 / 8:09 / 8:01 / 8:00 / 7:57 / 7:54 / 7:45 / 7:45 / 7:53 / 7:56 / 8:00 / 7:51 / 7:43 / and 7:38. That last mile was supposed to be a cool down, but it doesn't look like it turned out that way. Oh, well, back outside today. It's 10°!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

BR100 Training - Week 2

This update is a little late, but there's been a lot going and thing's have been busy. I have a nice afternoon today to catch up on things. So here goes:

Monday - Legs and back AM / 30 min elliptical, Abs PM
Tuesday - Chest, shoulders, and triceps AM / 4 miles treadmill PM
Wednesday - Cardio workout AM / 6 miles treadmill PM
Thursday - Rest AM / 4 miles treadmill PM
Friday - 45 min elliptical AM / .5 mile swim PM
Saturday - Rest AM / 4 miles treadmill PM
Sunday - 21.45 mile run AM / Rest PM

Weekly mileage = 39.45 miles

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

BR100 Training - Week 1

Training has officially begun! Well, it actually began on New Year's Eve with a nice warm 16 mile run on the APT in Strongsville and North Royalton. But "OFFICIAL" Burning River training began on Monday 1/3. And it was a REST DAY! How good does that get? Training is off to a fantastic start. I'm hitting my daily and weekly mileage goals, eating better, and I haven't had a drop of alcohol since New Year's Eve. Resolutions are sticking. Another resolution of sorts is to keep better track of my training on here. I think a daily update is too much, but a weekly update will be just right. So here is my BR100 Week 1 (of 30) training update.

Monday - 30 minutes elliptical AM / Plyometrics workout PM
Tuesday - 15 minutes elliptical, Ab work AM / 6 miles speedwork PM
Wednesday - Shoulders and Arms AM / 4 mile run PM
Thursday - Core work AM / 5.5 mile run PM
Friday - Rest AM / Back and Biceps, Ab work PM
Saturday - 14 mile long run AM / Rest PM
Sunday - 9.2 mile run AM / Yoga PM

Weekly mileage = 38.7 miles

Saturday, January 1, 2011

2010 Year End Review

The final numbers for 2010 are in. No change in swimming and cycling since September, but running edged up a little.

Swim - 46.7 miles

Bike - 1,284.33 miles
Road - 939.83 mi
Trainer - 299.5 mi

Run - 1,140.37 miles
Road - 734.29 mi
Trail - 391.08 mi
Treadmill - 15.0 mi

Those are some decent numbers, especially the swimming and biking. This may possibly be the first year that I have logged more miles in the saddle than by foot in a while! For 2011 I expect run mileage to be WAY up, cycling to be down considerably, and hope swimming won't drop too far. Time will tell...

Although 2010 wasn't the kind of year 2009 was, I'm still very pleased. I was running in pain for much of the winter/spring and had some horrible races as a result. But somehow I managed to get past that, log some serious summer mileage, and go on to finish Ironman Wisconsin. Then the next week, I ran in a 24 hour event! Something had to be going right there! All that training burnt me out so the end of the year pretty much fizzled. Now that I'm refreshed from a break, I can hit the ground running for 2011 and try to avoid some of the things that got me down last year.

Happy 2011!

2010 is over, as 2011 will be in 364 more days! I was able to get one final run in for the year on New Year's Eve. I joined a nice sized group for a run out and back from Bonnie Park in Strongsville to the top of the Ridge Rd. hill in North Royalton for just over 13 miles. Then we did a two mile cool-down in the other direction. We were blessed with a warm front which proceeded to melt all the snow and give us 40 degree temps to run in. SHORTS! That was nice. Running in December in shorts! The temps rose even more later in the day so we took advantage and removed the Christmas decorations and washed one of the cars. Winter weather is supposed to return to normal tomorrow.

2011 is going to bring some changes. All for the better, but changes none the less. As I will be attempting to finish my first 100 mile race this year, my approach to training and diet is going to be more focused than ever before. I'm more worried about what this event will bring than anything else I've ever tried, including Ironman. So, having said that, here are my New Year's "Resolutions":

1. Cutting out all alcohol consumption. This is going to be tough at first, but I think it will get easier over time. I will have special times when it will be permissible for me to drink, like on my wedding anniversary and spring break, but otherwise I'm cutting out these empty calories.

2. Cutting out much of the junk I've been eating. As both the Mrs. and I will be following a better diet, this won't be so hard. The focus will be on consuming more protein as I need to add muscle, as well as also eating more whole foods and less processed foods.

3. Making the time to get my miles in. I have a training plan and I feel I need to follow it as closely as possible to give myself the best shot at finishing within the 30 hour time limit.

4. Making the time to cross train. This includes cycling, swimming, and weight training. I'm still considering getting a personal trainer to help guide me and keep me focused on hitting the weights.

One additional change doesn't affect my training at all, but rather my blog itself. Today I'm going to be starting a 365 photo series. One photo a day for the year. I've seen many others do it and it's something I've been wanting to do for a few years. This should be fun!

I will have some key words for the year too. They include:

Focus

Sacrifice

Effort

Motivation

It's time to get my "eye of the tiger" back. I didn't really have it last year. This year I need to get lean and mean. Any short-cutting will only lead to failure. This should be an interesting year!

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Race History 2010

2010 - Season 14

Feb. 28, Last Chance For Boston Marathon, Dublin, OH, 3:55:07
Mar. 7, S.A.R.C. Shamrock 15K, Cuyahoga Falls, OH, 1:07:11
Mar. 28, Fools 50K, CVNP, 6:35:03
Apr. 19, B.A.A. Boston Marathon, Boston, MA, 3:19:50
May 2, Flying Pig Marathon, Cincinnati, OH, 3:41:45
May 29, No Frills Just Hills 6 Hr FA, CVNP, 20.9 miles
Aug. 22, HFP Great Buckeye Challenge Half Iron Tri, 6:29:28
Sept. 12, Ford Ironman Wisconsin, Madison, WI, 15:22:31
Sept 18-19, NorthCoast 24 Hour Endurance Run, Cleveland, OH, 62.15 miles
Oct. 17, Columbus Marathon, Columbus, OH, 5:23:44
Oct. 31, Run With Scissors Trail Marathon, CVNP, 4:40:52
Dec. 5, Buckeye Woods 50K FA, Medina, OH, DNF

Friday, December 24, 2010

How to Make Rum Balls

1. Find someone to make the Rum Balls. (Heather)


2. Find a taste-tester who will also double as a photographer. (Me)

3. Acquire a Rum Ball Recipe. This particular recipe is short on details, but it works!

4. Ingredients: Vanilla wafers.

5. Cocoa powder

6. Pecans (Note: We didn't have pecans, so we used walnuts)
(Don't worry. People won't care they're not pecans. People would care if there wasn't any rum!)

7. Confectioners sugar

8. RUM!

9. Chop the vanilla wafers


Make sure they're good and chopped!

10. Deposit the wafer bits into a large mixing bowl.

11. Measure the nuts of choice.

12. Chop the nuts.


13. Add the chopped nuts to the chopped wafers.

14. Add the cocoa powder to the mix.


15. Add the powdered sugar.


16. Mix the dry ingredients together.

Time for the rum!

Have you ever noticed how rum rhymes with yum?

17. Start with 1/2 cup and see how well that works.

18. Pour the rum into the dry ingredients and mix well.

19. Not enough rum? Try another 1/4 cup!

20. After the consistency is perfect, form the balls one at a time and then roll in a small bowl of powdered sugar.


21. Don't forget to smile. There's RUM in there!

22. Place the completed balls in an air tight container for storage.

23. Ponder the fact that there is still rum left!

24. Taste test!

Me too! Note: What looks like powdered sugar all over the front of my shirt is actually sugar caught mid-fall by the flash. After I took the photo I noticed a large area of powdered sugar on the floor in front of me, but it wasn't until going back through the images on the computer that I saw they were captured in time!

Enjoy and Merry Christmas!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

We're Not Getting it THAT Bad

REALLY! We're not! That last satirical post of mine was directed at weather that is NOTHING compared to what others have been getting this season. Our snow was spread out over three days and gave us somewhere in the neighborhood of 17 inches. The snow was bad enough overnight Monday into Tuesday to cancel school here in Medina. But even that was a dusting compared to what parts of New York and Ontario have been receiving. All photos courtesy weather.com.





While the lake effect snow we received in Medina managed to skip right over the communities along the lake shore, downtown Cleveland hasn't been totally left out of the party. A snow squall line formed yesterday afternoon and hit the area during afternoon rush hour. Horror stories abounded as it took folks hours to make what would normally be a 20 minute commute.




Now there's word of another major snow maker heading in for the end of the weekend and early next week. Depending upon the track of the storm we may be graced with more of the ice crystals. Yeah! I'm glad I don't have far to go on a daily basis and we will manage to deal with whatever is thrown our way. I am still a little grumpy though. All the snow sure does make it hard to run!

Sunday, December 5, 2010

2010 Buckeye Woods 50K FA

In lieu of a "traditional" race report. I've decided to write a complaint letter to Mother Nature concerning the weather conditions we faced this morning.

Dear Mother Nature,
(or as I'm going with today, You Frosty Hearted Witch)

I'm writing to you today about the winter-like weather you served up for the inaugural Buckeye Woods 50 this morning, the 5th of December, 2010. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT SHIT? I distinctly recall ordering a sunny day with highs in the 50 to 60 degree range. Now, I don't know what planet you're from, but around here, mid 20's with wind gusts that push the wind chill into the teens and SNOW that falls SIDEWAYS is NOT the same thing as mid 50's and SUN! Yes, I know that it's December and Christmas is coming and all that, but it still says AUTUMN on my calender and that steaming platter of frozen-weather excrement we had to endure today is decidedly one that occurs in the WINTER.

Do you know what? Maybe you should get your bitch-ass outside and try running for more than an hour in this windy-ass polar cold! How would you like that? I'm guessing you wouldn't. Oh, I'm sure it looks positively lovely from inside, next to a crackling fire. But by about mile 15 your thoughts will begin to change from "winter wonderland" to wondering if your going to freeze one of your testicles off because there's not enough room for both of them to retract into your body cavity. Let me tell you, THAT is an unpleasant thought to ponder when you're out on a trail at the absolute farthest point from the aid station. And that's another thing. What was the deal with the excessive wind gusts at the aid station? I suppose you may have found that humorous? Well, it WASN'T! Of all the locations on that 5 mile loop, the ONE place it would have been nice to have a little respite from the elements was at the aid station. We stopped in. Got a little fluid. Ate something. Maybe even ate some hot noodles! Would it have been too much to ask to have the wind NOT blow so hard my fingers numbed in the time it took to eat 1/4 of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

I'll have to hand it to you Your Royal Frostiness. You beat me today. You managed to sap all the energy I had. Reduced me to walking. Your icy talons pierced my soul and left me little choice but to cut my run short! Sure, I was sick all week and hadn't ran in 8 days. But when I woke up this morning I still thought I could manage 31 miles. Congratulations, along with my strength, you sucked from my body what mental fortitude I was using to keep putting one foot in front of the other, leaving me only able to manage 26 miles (27 with that last mile I ran with Kenny). I salute the others who were able to persevere in the face of such a meteorological assault. They, THEY were the true victors. You may have beaten me into submission, but you didn't win. I have that to comfort me.

In the future, I suggest you treat us runners with the respect and dignity we deserve. Deliver us with weather conditions a little more suitable to running comfortably. Worrying about frostbite in our nether regions is NOT comfortable. I don't expect a refund for today's debacle, but I would appreciate a couple muggy 85 degree partly cloudy with a chance of scattered rain shower days next year to make amends. Say on the 30 and 31st of July to coincide with the Burning River 100? Yeah, that would be nice! It's the National 100 Mile Trail Championships again, you know. Hot and muggy would be SWEET!

Affectionately yours,
Mr. Pythagoras

P.S. I also suggest you do not overstep your bounds. Remember what happened to the White Witch in Narnia? She got a little full of herself and thought she could make it winter all year long and look what happened. Aslan put her back into her place. We might not be four English kids, but we Medinans roll like that. I would hate to see something like that happen to you. I'm just saying...